Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?
by Mishpuka August 8, 2010
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John: "So good, had an eval."
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by ballingeyes June 21, 2011
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He is a divinity who wields multiple powers and will achieve his ends in all situations. She is a great listener, and finds a solution to every problem, you will always want to have this Evalena near you. She has a gift for the arts, her hands are compared to fairy fingers. Dreamy, part of her in her world, she will captivate you with her tenderness and benevolence. Cold beauty, like delicious ice cream. Or as a pair of glasses that allow you to finally see the world.
He is a divinity who wields multiple powers and will achieve his ends in all situations. She is a great listener, and finds a solution to every problem, you will always want to have this Evalena near you. She has a gift for the arts, her hands are compared to fairy fingers. Dreamy, part of her in her world, she will captivate you with her tenderness and benevolence. Cold beauty, like delicious ice cream. Or as a pair of glasses that allow you to finally see the world.
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Last night, Lauren Aimee Eva & Nicole, had there boyfriends over to attempt to try the Evalian doggy style, the girls were on all fours, the guys did all the work. very pleasing
by Lane Figlarkoan November 21, 2006
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Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.
Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.
Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.
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