elf magic

Bullshit answer for something you don't want to explain, go into detail on, or if it's something you really have no idea as to the cause of.

"How'd you do that, Mark?"
"Elf magic."

"Look Mr. Frodo, real elf magic!"

"How'd you guess that? No one's ever guessed that before. How'd you know?"
"Elf magic."

by 5uperman August 26, 2007

night elf

1) A race that dies so much that blizzard had to give them the wisp ability, so they can run back faster to their body after dieing, only to get ownt once more by the various horde characters that are corpse-camping them

2) A race played by old perverts that download naked skin patches for female night elves in a attempt to brighten their already lonely existance.

/1General Some Night Elf: ZOMG, someone plz help me lvl60 horde are corpse-camping me, it SOOOOOOOOOOO unfair :( :( :( :(, y do i get ownd so much
/1General A Human: NE sux BAD, HUMANS FTW!!

by Your Friendly Hobo July 30, 2006

elf-shoes

a manly girl that has boobs that come to a point, much like elf shoes.

"eww, I've never seen elf-shoes like that before!"

by Bud n' Doyal October 17, 2005

Elf Defense

Actions taken to shield oneself from all of those cutsie elf on a shelf pictures posted on-line, and other cutsie elf pictures, or "elfies." This includes deleting said pictures, making disparaging comments about them, or posting not-so-cute pictures of an elf.

Why did you delete my elf on a shelf picture? It was Elf Defense! I'm sick of those elfies.

by GypsyMiss November 12, 2014

spider elf

An awesome elf on a shelf. He\she is a spider man elf lol. OwO

yo spider elf is Cool!

by Pink bunny rose December 26, 2021

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 15, 2004

Elf on the Shelf

An extraordinarily stupid holiday tradition practiced by white, suburb-dwelling families which involves "hiding" a creepy doll somewhere in the house, for their young children to find. This may seem innocent enough, but the real motive behind this fad is to attempt to control the offspring's behavior through the threat of the Elf telling Santa Claus of the misdeeds they committed under the omnipotent surveillance of the Elf. A adult satire of this is Whore in the Drawer, simply replacing the Elf with a scantily clothed Barbie doll, and the shelf with a cabinet or drawer.

Wife: Jim, did you hide the Elf on the Shelf
Husband: No Carol, for fuck's sake, I told you it gives me the willies.

by bonquequeg December 08, 2015