Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.
Girl: I'm Lisa.
Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.
Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>
Girl: I'm Lisa.
Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.
Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>
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Get the ejaculate mug.When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.
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It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.
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