college education

Something the majority of people don't have. They should though.. Unless you're smart enough to become rich without one.

M. Rehmeyer felt like such a failure as of a man with no college education. How sad.

by error345 February 12, 2008

Music Education

What good musicians who actually want jobs major in.

Music Performance Major: "I'm majoring in music performance!"
Music Education major: "I've just been offered another job...Have fun living in a box!"

by KittensInTheKitchen June 9, 2011

board of education

A large stick, or board used in corporal punishment to strike offenders, paricularly students in private schools.

Come to the front of the class, your about to get a lesson from the "board of education"!

by Jay Mann March 26, 2007

Educationitis

Rash that develops on those Afraid of Learning when exposed to Education.

So they ran away Itching.It was because I was making sense and they were Terrified they might actually Learn something.Slight touch of Educationitis.

by Waboa February 13, 2009

Educated Fucktardiot

An Educated Fucktardiot is a combination of
a Fucktard and an Educated Idiot. An Educated
Fucktardiot is a person of unbelievable, unexcusable
and indescribable stupidity while holding at least
one or more college degrees.

An Educated Fucktardiot feels like they are smart
but are actually quite stupid. (Stupid being defined as,
“knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”.)
They usually do something correctly the first time, but
having an education enables them to over think the
simplest of things and screw it up anyway.

They have a hard time driving a car, talking to people,

getting dressed, or eating. They also have a hard time

comprehending why they screw things up.

True Educated Fucktardiots are 100% responsible
for their actions and they provide endless hours of
entertainment for those not directly involved with the
Educated Fucktardiot, but for those who are, it can

prove to be annoying as hell..

Anyone with a technical degree qualifies as an Educated Fucktardiot.

by Pop-O-Matik August 30, 2013

educating the public

How the government thinks the youth should be learning but it's really just stuff so we don't ever know what is going on.

"Today we will be discussing how to find x in this really useless skill so we can be educating the public"

by tgbnqaz123 December 16, 2013

Educational Electronic Music

Educational Electronic Music (EEM) or Educational Electronica (EE) is a genre of music defined by DJ Kronotrope. This is essentially electronic music that doubles up as an educational tool by imparting valuable knowledge to specialist groups and/or the general public through song.

Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information – especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.

EEM songs must satisfy the conditions listed below:

1. The song qualifies as electronic music

2. The knowledge imparted is valuable

3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals

4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future

5. The song features no vulgar content (e.g. vulgar songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as EEM)

1. Educational Electronic Music really helped me to pass my final exams.

2. Why listen to lectures online when you can listen to some Educational Electronica?

by EducatorUsingMusic March 19, 2014