blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008

Elbow relation

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.

"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"

by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010

elbow graze

When you reach over to grab a girls beverage to pour her another drink or grab your own drink across the bar and gently graze the girls tits with your elbow (you can use the back of the hand for extra points).

A girl is at a party and has an empty glass in front of her. You offer to get her another drink and as you reach over to grab her glass your elbow grazes her tits.

by paulybeats August 26, 2013

elbowdextrous

The ability to press an elevator button, even one at a spectacularly inconvenient height, with either of your elbows.

During the COVID-19 pandemic, Clovis found he was elbowdextrous when it came to punching elevator buttons.

by Paul Is Hilarious December 26, 2020

Ellowyn

When you hit a perfect shot in golf, whether it goes in the hole or not.

Girl: *hits the golf ball* ELLOOOOOOOWYN!
Guy: Good shot buddy!
Girl: Thanks buddy! That’s an Ellowyn!

by HotCoffeeRobert February 12, 2022

Elbowies

Rubbing elbows together in a flirtatious manner, like footsies

We played elbowies in the car

by Carrottop bottoms August 26, 2022

I don’t care that you broke your elbow

This is one of the best insults to end a heated conversation. Some have Been told this insult is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Be careful who you use this insult on.
If used correctly it will end a mans career in seconds!

- I’m about to say it!
- What?
- I don’t care that you broke your elbow

by Blackham66 August 13, 2021