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Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.
Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.
by natedawgfromsatx October 30, 2011
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evangullible

An Evangelical Christian Conservative who simply believes in everything that President Donald Trump has spoken or promised, despite the facts that in many cases, his actions blatantly contradict his statements.
I can't believe this Evangullible believes everything Donald Trump says!
by Politic Ric December 9, 2017
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evangelien

1. A beautiful person who will always be there for you, and who loves you very much.
2. A fucking cunt
Guy 1: Hey look its Evangelien
Guy 2: Damn she's hot
Evangelien: Fack off
by xXnoobmaster69Xx June 8, 2019
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Enanga

ENANGA IS THAT ONE BITCH EVERYONE LOVES AND IS THE BEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER KNOW. SHE WILL LOVE YOU
person: Yo where’s Enanga?
person 2: Idk i need her :(
by ‘someone November 19, 2019
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elangtlhoko

Elangtlhoko is a tswana word meaning beware, be notified or be cautious.
It is rarely used as a name, but those who are named elangtlhoko are optimastic, intelligent, looks innocent but they are savages. If you need a best friend for life you probably need Elangtlhoko in your life because they are loyal, kind hearted, soft hearted, get along well with people and go with the flow. They care alot about their loved ones...
Elangtlhoko is a tswana word being defined as beware, be notified or be cautious.
Ela tlhoko dintša, meaning beware of dogs
by Elangtlhoko February 5, 2022
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Eban

A lonely kid that does nothing with his life and has no friends. He's parents also abandoned him and lives in a shared kid home with no family.
Person 1: omg get away from me u lonely child
person 2: ok
person 1: whispers: what a weirdo must be a Eban
by John Wock April 12, 2022
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Evangelidakis

Someone who can never stop smiling.
You are smiling as much as an Evangelidakis.
by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee March 11, 2019
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