Eat a freezie.

suck a dick; or to motion a freezie going in and out of one's mouth as they were sucking dick.

george was bein a prick so i told him to go Eat a freezie.

by CNH July 28, 2006

eat a stick

A euphimism for oral sex.

"Wait, you're a virgin?"
"Well, I did eat a stick once..."

by thetruebitches December 12, 2016

Eat a burger

What you say to a skinny or malnourished person

"God damn, you look sick dude. Eat a burger"

by limpbizkitt November 14, 2020

eat a fat dick

Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.

"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!

by Turner Houston July 31, 2006

Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.

Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.

by Lady Monday November 4, 2006

eat a bone

Rural slang circa 1960 for performing fellatio. Always used in a derogatory sense.

"Hey, eat a bone, you dickhead."

"Man, that new teacher really eats a bone."

by J Mies November 11, 2006

Eat a dick

A phrase used to describe something distasteful.

Madonna's music eats a dick.

by Eatadick Chaney April 16, 2003