napolean dynamite

horrible movie. the perfect sleeping pill. it's an innsominac's dream come true!

mannn, its so late but im not tired...oh i know! ill put napolean dynamite on!

by screw u bitch March 13, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

A total sketch-ass movie, in a good way. Even though it had no plot whatsoever, and next to no budget, it managed to gain so much popularity in a matter of days. Much better the second time you watch it, but after that it kinda loses its humor... unless you're trippin out! :P

Just follow your heart... that's what I do...

by fastacious August 25, 2005

napoleon dynamite

Pretty much the best movie ever! It's so frickin' sweet.

Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!

by Me March 4, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

This is totally a mormon movie...although it's well hidden. How many people knew about preston idaho anywho (except us mormons!) I mean...the Ricks shirt he's wearing (Which is now BYU idaho by the way) is a helpful hint...and plus...the fact that there are no crude words or anything should give it away. Flippin' and Geez are Heck Yes are famous mormon phrases. WOOT WOOT FOR THE MORMONS! Also the fact that a young girl is forced to go to a dance with a boy she doesn't like...lol...often occurs in mormon culture. and vica versa...

"Hey Tina you fat lard come eat some dinner" (sorry that was the best part)
"Pedro offers his protection."
"There are much more where these(pictures)came from if you go to the dance with me"

by Nikki November 25, 2004

napoleon dynamite

See it once and do not quote it ever. You will enjoy the movie and no one will punch you in the mouth for overquoating this fine piece of $23 dollar cinema.

Also, a note to anyone who says this is the best low-budget movie ever: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Go see it. It cost 4.46 to make.

Do not quote this movie in public, for all our sakes.

by 187 March 19, 2005

napolean dynamite

One of the most boring,gay,annoying, and most pointless movie ever made.Most of its dumbass phrases are quoted by fat girls that love the movie and have no brains, and gay people.

Some Fat Bitch: I didnt mean to, gosh.
Me: STFU YOU FAT ASS BITCH!

by Sotel April 27, 2005

Skiing With Dynamite

When you are feeling an incredible high but also relief

When you do the perfect amount of cocaine, you're all jacked up but you're in that comfort zone where you know your heart isn't going to explode. I like to call that skiing with dynamite

by XplodingTACO October 15, 2019