dinkler

The name of a tongue which comes out of your nose. Coined by Gaten Matarazzo on the Ridiculousness episode "Scarediculousness"

Rob Dyrdek: What you just witnessed is one of the world's very first dinklers.

by EvanKnish December 14, 2020

gankle my dankle

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.

Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.

by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009

dinkle winkle

A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.

My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him regardless.

Dude, how many times do I gotta tell you not to play with your dinkle winkle in the middle of class. That's just weird.

The man called 911 because he got his dinkle winkle jammed in a bottle.

He stuck his dinkle winkle in her cockpit.

That man loves the dinkle winkle.

by FagFucker April 10, 2008

drunkle

an alcoholic uncle

my drunkle greg

by lessguy July 13, 2009

Dinklecock

Poppycock, tomfoolery, hobnomery, bullshit.

Something that is utterly erroneous or ridiculous.

So I hear you hooked up with that fat girl...

Dinklecock! Thats absolute Dinklecock!

by Jon&Dave218 October 6, 2009

Dinkleloppogus

(Dink-el-lop-po-gus) The triangle of skin in the front of a mans ball sack connecting his sack to his penis.

Woman come over here and nibble on my dinkleloppogus.

by Cheezus420 February 13, 2010

Duckles

A term invented by Brown University students (though its usage has spread to most other colleges) refering to the penis of a man who remains perpetually unerect, even when being sexually stimulated by a woman. It is often the result of intense sexual inactivity over long periods of time. Often, men with duckles can be sexually excited by other men, and tend to become homosexuals later in life.

Linsay Lohan can't even get that guy's duckles erect......cuz he's mad gay.

by Jordan November 19, 2004