Drunk Actor

Someone who pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.

"Bro im so hammered son. Sippin on Patron all night!"
"Ok. Thats a Coors Lite, and you've only had one"
"TITS!"
"Your such a Drunk Actor"

by Junior Soprano July 26, 2009

Air Drunk

When a person gets hyper, random and slurry, despite not consuming any alcohol or pot.

N: Is A high?
H: No, she's air drunk again.
N: Oh.
A: Hey, guys check it out...hehe... my palm tastes like the beach. Here, try it.

by aydooosa February 25, 2010

drunk patrol

When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.

"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."

by the steve. October 14, 2006

Drunkaline

A girl who gets real drunk and sloppy all the time. she is school smart but talks slo wly and seems dumb. she tends to be a slutjewski

holy shit drunkaline slutjewski is down to sheckler?!

by ohhellyeah January 27, 2009

drunk bumps

1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.

Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.

by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009

drunk bed

a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs

Girl at club: So pumped to go to sleep tonight. I have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.

by lamicmic January 8, 2010

drunk owl

To be Drunk only in night time, when the sun's down.

"Hey bro what take a shot with your cereal"? "You know me man, I'm only a drunk owl".

by Blu3D3v1l October 20, 2019