Chili Dribs

Streaks and stains and dribbles is stool in the gusset of a dude’s underwear from poor wiping or semi-loose stool and a little too much flatulence.

My wife said she’s done doing my laundry. Too many chili dribs.

Monday’s are rough after partying a weekend. I get the chili dribs at my desk.

My asshole was on fire this morning from the chili dribs.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Oatmeal Dribble

Busting your thick nut load all over her chin and then kicking back and watching it dribble on down her neck and chest.

I gave Rachel the oatmeal dribble.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020

Teatowel in a tumble drier

When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!

Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier

by ElWeb September 24, 2012

dribing

To be extremely aroused by animals. Most the the people who have these feelings aspire to being vets or working with animals in some form

John loves when he's dribing

by Walker193 December 13, 2014

Botty Dribble

When you fart and wet poo or liquid comes out of your arse. Can also happen when your doing a poo.

Mate, get the tissues I think I just botty dribbled.

by DavidJV25 May 5, 2011

Piss dribbling

When at the the end of pre drinks, you pour all of the can dregs you can find into a pint glass and neck it before the taxi arrives.

You piss dribbling tonight?

Yeah it wouldn’t be the same without cheeky piss dribble.

by Dirty mike and the boys September 1, 2018