Douchesicle

Adj. A word used to describe a person that is beyond a douchebag.

Person 1: That son of a bitch just cut me off!

Person 2: Smash into that Douchesicle and pee on his unconscious face!

by J.L. Beardsley January 16, 2009

douchesaurus

A dinosaur sized douche-bag, a person worse than a douche-bag but not as bad as a fucktard.
(pronounced: douche-a-saurus)

Gina: Matt never texted me back last night.
Bob: What a douchesaurus.

by The Blonde Bombers January 19, 2009

Doucheskillets

1)A general term used to emphasize a situation when things in life suck.

2)A demeaning word used to confuse the person your telling off.

3)Another word for moron.

Instead of "Shit!" you look to the sky and announce "Doucheskillets!"


"No you stupid Doucheskillet!"

by Meliisdashiznet December 16, 2008

Douchisly

to do something like a douche

that dude over there walks around all douchisly

by chara nari shooting star November 27, 2009

Douchesturbia

An area with a high concentration of douchebags, identified by popped collars, heavy cologne, Ed Hardy/Affliction shirts and overcompensation of hyper-masculinity.

Word is derived from the pop hit Disturbia by Rihanna.

Example: I have to drive to the club because I live in Douchesturbia and cannot walk there or take public transit, including a taxi.

Douchesturbia
Orange County, CA
Miami, FL
Austin, TX

by Phuketall January 29, 2010

Douchesque

an unthoughtful way of acting or just making an ass out of one self; adjective version of douchebag

"you watch that jersey shore show? those kids act very douchesque" OR "im not surprised anything to do with jersey is very douchesque"

by VINNYsmalls May 7, 2010

Douchesketball

A game of basketball played in a driveway by nearly 30 year old men who want to be 18 again.

Those douches next door are playing douchesketball again!

by suppvengenz November 6, 2010