douchenozzlelist

a person that constantly portrays the characteristics of a douche nozzle.

See douche nozzle or republican.

Glen Beck is a douchenozzlelist extraordinaire!

by spinlock October 14, 2010

Douchenugget

A person who is so unbelievably douchy, only a nugget can describe them.

Yeah man, i tried talking to him but hes such a douchenugget he just ignored me.

by el douch December 22, 2010

douchenozzle

Someone who acts very snotty, either online or offline, and has no idea they're acting in a socially reprehensible manner.

Did you see her post on FB last night?
Yeah, she's such a douchenozzle.

by Jimmy from the Ville November 10, 2010

douched

Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs

You were well and truely douched maaan!

by Mac-G AND Wood August 28, 2005

douchedick

a douchebag and dick combined
both literally and metaphorically

me: man that cocky guy was so dumb today. he was like "are you surprised i know your name?"
friend: yeah he's dumb i hate him
me: what a douchedick

by clitandre May 11, 2009

douchenozzle

someone who thinks reading a book or seeing a movie is quite a different thing than dressing up as a wizard and shooting pretend lightning bolts from a stick.

Ricebox is a douchenozzle because he only reads fantasy books or fantasy movies that become popular like Harry Potter.

by HighWingHarse July 19, 2009

Douchenozzle

The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.

Fuck that douchenozzle, we were supposed to see Friendship is Magic this evening.

by gorandy January 26, 2013