Donks

1). A foolish act
2). An unwanted object or event

Ex:
Oh, I heard that Layla rejected Jackson.... that's donks!
Trystin didn't want to come to school because he said it was Donks.
Person 1- Hey I bought you a new car!
Person 2- I dont want your old ass car. Its donks!

by ThatsDonks May 2, 2019

blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005

dookie

brown pasty substance from one's asshole.

I shit out dookie.
Dookie comes out my butt.
Dookie smells bad.
My dog makes orange dookie.
Shut-up dookie-head.

by soul October 30, 2004

Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

Dookie

To poop:

I gotta go dookie
I have to use the bathroom
Going number two

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

donkshonk

a mutated penis from birth cause only one ball

john childs has a donkshonk

by fdghfhjsdfhsh April 27, 2009

dookie shark

When you take a shit and it's so enormous that it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, like the dorsal fin of a shark. Commonly found in low-capacity flush toilets.

It's always a shock to look down in the toilet and see a dookie shark staring up at you.

by Mister Tibbs January 27, 2013