dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

when dook makes a funny joke that makes everyone laugh so hard funny

dook: POOP
everyone: dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

by bpglblglblp August 20, 2019

dook n' spew

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.

TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.

Hey Man, How you feeling.

I'm not feeling so well.

You alright?

No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.

by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011

Dooks

The feeling or understading of a poor and unpleasent situation/ physically intolerable feeling.

I feel so dooks man. Wow this is really dooks.

by chumeckers May 31, 2024

dook nookum

a bootleg version of Duke Nukem that runs at 3 fps

person 1: yooo i got dook nookum for chrismin11!!111111111111111
person 2: 01001001 00100111 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011

by MindLockAERO March 9, 2022

cut a dook

Synonymous with defecating. Taking a shit. Dropping a deuce. Cutting a dook.

Dammit! Someone is in the men's room cutting a dook!
I have to go cut a dook.

by Caliado October 21, 2015

Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.

I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.

by johnnydook19 June 10, 2011

Dook Dama

"Dook Dama" is a term used to describe someone you might find hanging around street corners, deep into drugs, acting crazy, and just not getting their act together.

Aye man, be careful walking around with your money flashing out like that. I seen a Dook Dama not to far down the block

by Jamal Jenkins April 14, 2024