doofiswad

A doofiswad is a real jackoff kinda character, a real shithead, a dumbass, a flickted retard son-of-a-bitch that you'd like to smack upside the head.

Fuck off you doofiswad.

Man, what a doofiswad.

Eat me, doofiswad.

by Ezeerider April 1, 2005

doofer

A doofer is a remote but is mainly used by people asking for it when they cant be stuffed too walk the meter to get it themsleves
not very commonly used for this definition but its still used by my cousin

hey Remy pas us the doofer

by Remy May 8, 2005

dooficipation

Any kind of anticipation related to a doof party.

My ride was late and I was nervous in dooficipation.

In dooficipation of the coming weekend, Steve picked up some goodies.

by mifmaf March 9, 2008

doof-a-dooter

A broken down, spray painted, foreign vehicle, with no floorboards or wheels.

Guy 1. Why don't you scrap that doof-a-dooter?

Guy 2. Because the junk yard wont accept it.

Guy 1. Oh.

by U know, that guy! December 15, 2009

Doofledore

This word is meant to explain someone’s actions when they do stupid shit. Or if they look funny/weird.

“You’re such a doofledore”

by Ashvansizzle May 19, 2019

Doofenchmertz

scientist who got hes dreams crashed by a evil platapus

Im "Doofenchmertz" in some way.

by Doofenchmertz_lil_Niga February 18, 2021

Aqua doof

taking a dump in a river or ocean

"i had no toilet paper so i went to the river and took the biggest aqua doof ever."

by mr.marsh October 30, 2008