Donkey's Years

Used to describe a very long passing of time.

I haven't seen Melvin in Donkey's Years! Not even sure I'd recognize him if he walked up to me.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

donkey raping shit eater

an asshole

fuck off you donkey raping shit eater
-Eric cartman, southpark

by turd December 11, 2003

donkey juice

A mix of several different types of alchohol. Gets your super drunk

"man that donkey juice is still hurting my head"

by 0101fuckoff January 18, 2017

donkey raping shit-eater

someone who feasts on excrement whilst fornicating with equine animals

kiss my ass, you donkey raping shit-eater

by roger mellie June 27, 2003

brass donkey

Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.

I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.

by Johnny Panic December 20, 2007

donkey's years

A really long time.

1. oh, I've known her for donkey's years.

2. I've worked her donkey's years and I still don't know how to use the photocopier.

by possum_sue April 20, 2008

Donkey Wong

A loser that is chinese

Guy 1: that guy is such a loser!
Guy 2: yeah donkey wong needs a life

by do not call me m@ October 28, 2008