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Stool Donation

A way to give your shit a meaningful value.
After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!
by shitcrap February 17, 2021
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donation

The throwing of money at jehovah's witnesses as you drive down the road. Preferably a type of coin.
We totally pegged a jehovah witness with a donation as we were going down the road.
by Nickels6336 June 21, 2009
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Donuted

When hit by a wheel or any round object with a hole in the middle.
Karl: Dude, did I just get donuted?

John: If you got hit by a round object with a hole in the middle, then Yes, you did just get donuted.
by Gorinama April 11, 2010
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Donte Stallworth

Living proof that money can buy justice. Donte Stallworth drove his vehicle while drunk and high and killed an innocent pedestrian. He was sent to prison for 30 days. If he wasnt an NFL star he would be in prison for 15 years.

Someone explain how its possible that he was being tried for drunk driving and manslaughter and facing 15 years but pleads guilty to a sentence of 30 days 26 of which were actaully spent in prison.
Donte Stallworth is the same as every other scum who has been dumb enough to drive drunk, the only difference is there in prison serving their debt to society and he's out because he's a football player.
by cheese is good yum August 12, 2009
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Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.
Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.
by thatdude23 October 10, 2012
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Donatella

She's beautiful, she's caring, she puts everyone before her. Try to get her to share her feelings and you might leave with a black eye.
"Did you see Donatella today? I'm drooling."

"Let me guess, Donatella hit you."
by LowkeyGay2101 May 9, 2018
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Donte

Donte always be cheefin
by Donte Holmes August 3, 2019
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