Holy Diver

A shit that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.

Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage
Shit, that After-Grog Bog was a holy diver!

The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"
by Dosemania September 06, 2006
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diver nipples

A condition in which the breasts point straight down, making it seem like the nipples are "diving" for something.
"That girl needs an oxygen tank, she has such bad diver nipples."
by Fierra September 10, 2006
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diggy diver

one whom chops the diggy, a head giver if u will, a conneseuer of the penial region..aka one who sucks penis..
ughh fool you see the lips on alicia? shes a diggy diver for sure..

man that girl monica is a diggy diver fo sho! she chops the penis up like no other..
by the rolemodel July 22, 2009
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FUPA Diver

Another word for a chubby chaser. Someone who enjoys eating fat pussy.
"Nathaniel prefers the fat ones. He's a FUPA Diver.
by Jay Baron May 02, 2018
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Frame Diver

The person in a photograph who jumps or leans into the field of view of the camera while a picture is being taken for the sole purpose of being included in the photograph.
Did you see the idiot frame diver in that pic of Jennifer Anniston at her movie premier? He looks like a real douchebag!

My husband's best friend is such a frame diver...he is in just about every photo we have!

That chick standing beside me did a huge frame dive right when I snapped the pic of George Clooney walking toward me. You can only see the right half of his face in the photo.
by musichick3 March 24, 2010
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Deuce-diver

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man
Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.
by eosrising September 09, 2016
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Designated Diver

A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.
Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.

Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
by RitchardCrafty October 05, 2015
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