Dish-hap

1) An accidental breaking of dinnerware during washing.
2) Harm-causing gossip by misattirbution of facts

1) Jimmy had a dish-hap when the plate he was rinsing slipped out of his hands and shattered on the kitchen floor
2) The dish-hap occured when Trish wrongly named Josh as a rump-ranger. In truth it was Zak who guzzled jizz.

Dish-hap by Jonny Cakes June 17, 2006

dish dodger 

noun - someone who refuses to clean their dishes

The dish dodger is refusing to wash their dirty dishes.

dish dodger by ~GTS~ December 10, 2010

Dish Man 

A French Frog (often hairless) who indulges in oral sex with contaminated individuals. The Dish Man prefers dark places and altered states of consciousness, often induced by hypnotic beats or hallucinagenic drugs.

After the rave, Pierre ate that slizoid's cooch like a regular Dish Man.

Dish Man by Bob Sammarco December 22, 2003

Dish rat

A combination of dish rag, rat face, and Melissa, all used to indicate the same thing.

Ohmagawg Melissa, stop eating that cheese wheel, you're such a dish rat!

Dish rat by Sashachka October 31, 2010

dish dish 

person who fucks around too much

dude josh kept pushing me hes a damn dish dish

dish dish by juang September 28, 2008

Dish Fetish 

When you're sexually attracted to dishes. You involve dishes in your sexual acts. You also keep on collecting dishes when you already have a lot.

Wow that girl has a bunch of dishes! She must have a dish fetish.

Dish Fetish by ruffruff135 December 6, 2017

Dish Windish

A very salty man who has a very tiny penis. Salting since April 7, 2006

"What're you, gay? Quit acting like Dish Windish."

Note to editor- NOT REAL NAME of said individual

Dish Windish by Olivia Ellen December 16, 2008