When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.
'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'
'Let's do this!
'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
'Let's do this!
'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
by Analinguist November 7, 2015
Get the dirt clammug. by KKLWN May 8, 2004
Get the Dirt Pimpmug. by AkaMV February 2, 2013
Get the Dirt Dragonmug. A male sex organ (penis) so long that hypothetically, while walking outside it would drag in the dirt.
Person 1-"hey man wanna go to the beach with the gang today?"
Person 2- "Unless its a nude beach I cant"
Person 1- "Whys that?"
Person 2- "Because I have a dirt dragger"
Person 1- "What's that mean?"
Person 2- "It means that my dick is so huge that it hangs out of my shorts and drags on the ground"
Person 2- "Unless its a nude beach I cant"
Person 1- "Whys that?"
Person 2- "Because I have a dirt dragger"
Person 1- "What's that mean?"
Person 2- "It means that my dick is so huge that it hangs out of my shorts and drags on the ground"
by Tony Potatoes February 19, 2009
Get the Dirt Draggermug. The act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females butt-hole until said penis slithers in like a dragon.
by Mr. Shame February 2, 2013
Get the Dirt Dragonmug. A piece of property that is not being used in an economically expedient manner. Alternatively, a piece of property which has no economic value whatsoever.
by Dirt Farmer April 20, 2008
Get the dirt farmmug.