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Dirt Pimp

real estate agent, one that jacks the price up.
That dirt pimp made my taxes go up again!
by KKLWN May 8, 2004
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dirt clam

When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.
'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'

'Let's do this!

'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
by Analinguist November 7, 2015
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Dirt Cricket

Person who sells water, beer, or veggie burritos at shows in the lot trying to make enough cash to get to the next
gig. Not to be confused with a Lot Kid, a Dirt Cricket will totally show up at
your house, hotel or campsite wanting to crash for no expense on their part.

Rarely uses body soap on tour but rather substitutes showers with excessive
amounts of petruli. Travels in groups, loves FREE beer, and will gobble up your
"kind nuggets" like a fat kid eatin' cake. Suprisingly most Dirt Crickets return to their own house and full time or part time jobs once tour is over.
He had beer left over from the lot and still drank all of ours even after we let him stay in our room for free. What a Dirt Cricket!
by beniop May 8, 2009
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Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.
Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube
by AkaMV February 2, 2013
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Dirt Dragger

A male sex organ (penis) so long that hypothetically, while walking outside it would drag in the dirt.
Person 1-"hey man wanna go to the beach with the gang today?"
Person 2- "Unless its a nude beach I cant"
Person 1- "Whys that?"
Person 2- "Because I have a dirt dragger"
Person 1- "What's that mean?"
Person 2- "It means that my dick is so huge that it hangs out of my shorts and drags on the ground"
by Tony Potatoes February 19, 2009
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Dirt Mule

A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.
Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016
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