Dining Amnesia

At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.

A case of dining amnesia.

Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?

Customer: Sprite, please.

Waiter: Comin' right up.

Twenty minutes later.

Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.

Customer: Who the fuck are you?

by Summertimefun August 14, 2009

Denging

The act of fondling a woman's breast while speeding through an intersection in an automobile.

I got caught denging through Glen and Sterling. They sent me a speeding ticket and now my picture is all over the internet!

by Lewddinosaur December 23, 2011

dining room

the room with no purpose

people walk through the dining room to get to the kitchen

by !!!!!FrAnKiE!!!!!! December 16, 2008

Digging

Using predictive text to make random messages

Digging is crazy random ( undated talk London to love your jungle said willie the beautiful bear in your soulmates mouthpie

by Bigredhead February 19, 2015

gold digging

To Spray Paint a woman's vagina gold and have sex with her

Hey Ryan, you should of seen it last night. I put on an exploration hat(condom) and went gold digging on that bitch.
(gold digging)

by Iceburn January 9, 2008

dinning at the Y

performing oral sex on a lady

I love dinning at the Y

by txdaddy January 12, 2006

digging

When someone is dragging a point out too far or looking too deep into an issue.

(English teacher making up a wild interpretation of simple poetry) "Digging" or "Oh wow, can you say 'digging'?"

by Bianca M May 21, 2007