diddlin

enjoying each others company

you down for diddlin?

by smkokk February 23, 2011

Diddle-Dicking Around

Wasting your time doing something, when you're supposed to be doing something else.

Dad: Quit diddle-dicking around, we've got to go!
Son: Yes, dad..

by BANDG33K_2009 March 26, 2011

bro diddly

The ultimate bro. Commonly used to refer to a close friend or pet.

"Bro Diddly, did you seriously just merc on my eggroll?"

by kyler serfass May 27, 2007

diddle-wiff

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose

John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina

by Kcasllab October 5, 2010

Diddilies

Feelings

I had some shittily diddilies after Jenna broke up with me.

by Jesus1367 December 4, 2014

diddle kids

Something Frank does NOT do!

Frank: Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids. I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. No little kids, gotta be big. Younger than my wife, older than my daughter.

by Someone other than you. April 18, 2017

Daddomorph

An embryo that is born a full grown dad. The Dad then proceeds to birth two children out of his dadhole after being born.

"Oh no my baby isn't a human, it's a daddomorph!"

by Peter Griffin 2000 June 20, 2017