Hick-dickering

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

Deckerstar

The ship name for Lucifer Morningstar and Chloe Decker in the Netflix film, Lucifer

"Ugggg, I wish Chloe and Lucifer would get together already!!! Deckerstar shippers unite!!!!!!"

by TrixieMorningstar June 19, 2019

skinny dickarm syndrome

a disorder when a person, usually a man, is born with physically small, skinny and weak arms. Their arms may not literally look like a dick.

Man, Justin Bieber must have skinny dickarm syndrome. There are dicks that are bigger than his arms.

by SlipSlapMeatPack December 4, 2019

Decker

Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.

I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.

Girl: What is that?

Me: That's my Decker

Girl: Wooow where can I get one?

Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind

by Decker's Kitten November 19, 2013

dickard rawson

Another name for Price is Right host Drew Carey. He is referred to by this name because his crappy hosting is exactly the opposite of how great the late Richard Dawson of Family Feud fame was.

"Hey! That's Dickard Rawson from The Price is Right!"

by John2019 August 8, 2019

Dicked Down

To be dicked down, is to be pinned to the floor in pure orgasmic ecstasy by a partner's male genitalia.

It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.

The dick is so good, it gives you life.

Cheating is not an option.

Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.

B: I got dicked down, I think he's the one.

by Glitter_feces October 24, 2017

Simon Dickerson

A 13 year old boy who eats yellow oranges off the bathroom floor.

Carden: That guy is so gross

Mr. Walton: oh ya that’s simon Dickerson

by MrWaLtOnSFpErIoD December 19, 2018