When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019
Get the Moist Dianemug. by $$MillionairetwoBillionaire$$ January 15, 2025
Get the Millionaire Dianmug. by Ryanplugs February 25, 2020
Get the Dianemug. 
A very nice, traumatized girl with good hair, hot nails, and a hot face. She sings CPR to her bf all of the time
by HotBikerDudeNamedDude January 17, 2022
Get the Sharron Diane Wilsonmug. by dictionarymastermissonarydoer November 22, 2021
Get the Dianmug. When your pedo dad smokes a 20 pack of L&B from your clit whilst simultaneously sucking shit from your bumhole.
by Diane Blakey November 28, 2020
Get the Dirty Dianemug.