divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.

Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."

by NYC April 9, 2006

divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

by greg April 19, 2004

Divorced Breasts

When a set of nipples point in completely opposite directions regardless of the body position of the women who has them.

Man Cathy would have a nice rack if it wasn't for her divorced breasts.

by apaq11 January 30, 2010

Big Divorced Dad Energy

Not unlike, BDE, BDDE is a variation that exposes the idiocy of one of the richest men in the world posting a pic of his bedside table. The internet exploded with comments about his #BDDE. The new Elon is not better than the balding one.

He was proud posting about his bedside table containing two pistols and a handful of Diet Coke (tm) cans, haplessly exposing his Big Divorced Dad Energy.

by jmacofearth November 28, 2022

divorce

1)A legal way for women to steal mens assets. 2)A goldiggers tool.

Bif lost his house and is always broke from paying out alimony to his ex.

by minny the moocher November 26, 2003

Divorce Material

A person so fine you would leave your current significante other to be with them.

" What do you think about that new girl? "
--
" Dude, she is straight up Divorce Material without a doubt "

by Rhaygen February 24, 2009

Italian divorce

To end a marriage by hiring a hitman to take out the other partner.

"Man, I'm so sick of my wife"
"Want me to set up an Italian divorce?"
"Just make sure it doesnt come back to me"

by RedHawkInferno August 23, 2011