designer junkie

a junkie with designer

“ he’s in the trap but has hella designer “ omg he’s a designer junkie “

by jojog123 March 26, 2023

designer dog guilt

Someone who pays a breeder for a particular type of dog may do so seeking certain characteristics common to that breed, that may not be found taking chances with a shelter dog which often is no less loving, and in need of a home, resulting in feelings of designer dog guilt.

No kill shelter or not, your spent $3,000 on a dog when countless adorable animals in shelters, available for free no less, need a forever home? What's wrong with you?!!! Don't you have any designer dog guilt?

by ribick September 17, 2023

Designer Lifeforms

When advanced biotechnology graduates from therapy to invention. These are organisms—bacteria, plants, animals—whose DNA has been intentionally written or heavily edited to perform specific functions not found in nature. Think of microbes that digest plastic waste, glowing plants as streetlights, algae that produce jet fuel, or synthetic bacteria with a minimized genome built from the ground up in a lab. It’s playing God with a genetic toolkit, creating living tools, art, or products. The ethical questions are as large as the potential.

Example: "They didn't just modify a crop; they created a designer lifeform—a moss that produces spider silk proteins, growing bulletproof vests in a field and making traditional manufacturing look medieval." Designer Lifeforms

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

designer tourettes

when someone says a lot of random fashion statements over and over for no reason

"bright pink jimmy choos on my leopard print camo chanel"
"i think shes got designer Tourettes"

by dfisy February 12, 2026

Designer Drugs

Pharmaceuticals obtained by acting, and scene.

‘There’s not much redness in my throat, but I’ve had this cough that just won’t go away’ and that’s how I got a fridge full of designer drugs.

by highjinks February 19, 2025

Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025