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Scat Department

The various charters of scat from Canada all the way to The south. Scat is worldwide, and the department makes sure everyone follows the scat rules and everything is in order. Scat is the act of sexual pleasure using feces
« Adam was excommunicated from the scat department for not logging in his scat hours
by Scatman78 November 7, 2022
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ITD (Internal redacted department)

the most corrupt department in scp corrupt roleplay. they banned every single 3rd overseer because BIAS. SO corrupt.
Bro did you hear about the ITD (Internal redacted department)? They're so corrupt.
by Transformersthesky April 24, 2022
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medical department

A place where all the nice people are! They are hard-working, nice and have a lot of dedication!
Person: this place is so nice it’s just like a medical department!

Another person: that’s exactly what I was thinking!
by Employee the real worker. September 22, 2022
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The Fuckery Department

The department where all the meaningless, pedantic and incoherent grievances are forwarded to.
Look, I only did what you said. If you have a problem with that, I'd recommend forwarding a compliant to The Fuckery Department.
by LongJohn112 September 22, 2022
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Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
by Bornator September 26, 2022
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Department Meeting

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
by googabooga October 8, 2022
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Dearly Departed

When the act of necrophilia results in orgasm for the deceased.
I gave him a dearly departed right before his funeral.
by cv rebelchick February 14, 2021
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