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Shell-Dicking

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.
Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.
by Auriman May 21, 2018
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Teddie Dickinson

A popular intertainer / douche bag often flexes his slightly existent abs in the changing rooms he is also only attracted to men and has particular interests in a other homosexual Noah hensby Noah is a paedophile he is refered as a ginger nonce by many people and likes to hug and kiss teddie.
by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018
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Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging

Verb

An activity involving avoiding people and excluding those from your group or circle who bring bad vibes.
Instead of acting out of hate, Chet Hanks wisely suggests that all people: “Just stay suck-a-duckin and dummy-dodgin.”

Or “Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging.”
by SasquatchPrime April 14, 2021
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Emily Dickinson

Emily Dickinson was a poet aka a huge lesbian who was in love with Sue, who later married Emily's brother. Obsessed with death and not that mentally stable.
I think you're going insane...that's so Emily Dickinson like
by sonea_x3 March 12, 2022
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the decline

I listened to the Decline for the 78,000th time last night!
by killposersericmelvin February 28, 2004
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Docking

Docking: Two men are gathered… one circumcised, the other, not circumcised. The non-circumcised individual places his erect penis to the tip of the other gentleman who then pulls his foreskin over the two heads and proceeds to jerk them both off.
Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton September 30, 2016
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upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl
Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.
by Jay December 26, 2003
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