Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010

Houdini Darth Vader

Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."

"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"

"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007

Daath

Daath (also spelled DÅÅTH) An Industrial-ish death metal band out of Atlanta Georgia. Formerly known as Dirtnap (or Dirt Nap.) They are one of the greatest up-and-coming bands in the metal scene today and they played at Ozzfest 2007. They have two albums, Futility and The Hinderers, both of which are excellent if you're into that kind of thing. As a veteran metalhead I strongly recommend this band to any and all headbangers out there.

Metal dude1: Hey man did you see Daath at Ozzfest?
Meta dude2: yeah dude they kicked ass
Metal dude3: Ovum is the best song by Daath in my opinion
Emo kid: I like Fall Out Boy *gets the shit beat out of him by the other guys*

by Invincible_fang01 January 17, 2008

Job's Daughters

World's second best youth group only to DeMolay. Everyone who is not a Jobie should be jealous. Is a group for girls but the best of the best guys can join as a male representative.

Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.

Tom: Damn! That girl is hott!
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!

Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.

by Nathan (best bethel beau ever) August 1, 2008

Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel

The greatest 1 minute of lightsaber fighting in the Star Wars Saga. This happens just after Obi-Wan sees his master, Qui-Gon Jin die and the hands of Darth Maul. Filled with rage Obi-Wan goes to fight Darth Maul and a battles ensues, with Obi-Wan on the attack and pissed off because of his master's death, he goes on the offensive and fucks Darth Maul up in a sweet battle but unfortunately he get forced to hang off this thing in a really deep hole. Still a sweet fight though.

Anyone see the Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel? How awesome was that.

by Knibb High Football Rules January 19, 2010

Fathers Daughter

A daughter who looks like her dad, acts like her dad, is pretty much a female version of her Father. Fathers Daughter. Not to be confused with daddys girl, Fathers Daughter is different.

She is such a Fathers Daughter!

by Onlooker sideline April 11, 2013

Darth Vader Ginsberg

A vampire-penguin that sits on the U.S. Spreme Court.

Whar is it? -- Ack!

by the man with the shades on April 30, 2004