tony danza

dude you guys are all wrong.
tony danza is like ur doin a chick from behind and you yell
whos the boss.
and procede to donkey punch her.
only with a toaster.
dont ask.
its funnier

"whos the boss?"
/crack/ with a toaster
TONY DANZA BITCH!!

by Johnnyquest April 20, 2007

danza slap

Originates from Tony Danza's pre-Who's the Boss career as a porn star. This was his signature move.

After I blew my load all over her face, I gave her a Danza slap.

by ras100 February 3, 2003

the tony danza

after achieving orgasm, with the recipient's mouth still full, Cocksmack her while screaming "Who's tha Boss?".

"I hit that bitch with the tony danza last night!"

by Timm Dawg May 30, 2007

hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006

Tony Danza

Another term for "Donkey Punch"
when having sex with a girl (or guy if ur gay), and u yell out "WHO'S THE BOSS" typically the girl isnt gonna think to say "Tony Danza's the boss". so when she scream/moans out "you arrre" u punch her in the back of the head *which is pretty dangerous* and yell "TONY DANZA'S THE BOSS BITCH"

Shut up before i Tony Danza ur ass.

by ClayOsgood July 31, 2006

Danza Whack

When a man slaps a woman with his penis. Named after the great Tony Danza. This moves is also known as the Dana Slap or more simply the Danza. A woman's version of this maneuver is referred to as a Somers Slap.

After dodging that bitches Somers Slap attack, I Danza Whacked her out cold before she could get me back with those beef drapes.

by Evil DDR November 1, 2007

moot dangar

A worthless piece of shit who buttfucks his own dad while being orally mutated by a midget dwarf who looks like hitler

"Nick is such a fucken moot dangar"
" I agree he probably eats gates and sticks them in his bum"

by Oxford_dictionary June 30, 2016