Daily Chat

The most horrible piece of crap ever. Obama Obamacard dodo dodo stinky burger balls mountain fard arparagus Reddit stolen meme Twitter stolen meme

I got cancer because of the daily chat
I want to die

by Le Fish Person December 14, 2020

DILF

Divorcée I'd like to fuck!

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jeannie is getting divorced?
Person 2: Wow, I've been waiting out that marriage for years. Now she's is finally available for some dating and some action!
Person 1: I hear you, brother. Talk about a DILF!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019

Texan Daily Life

The best song ever.

Jon: Yo b-train, what's your favorite song?

B-train: Texan Daily Life by The Pillows! They're so much better than The Fray.

by monkeypoop123 November 8, 2009

dilf

a sexy paternal figure, the reason you go over to your friend's house.

Man, Mr. Ponsetto's such a dilf!!!! I'd tots tap that.

by anbrias March 27, 2010

daily express

Princess Diana fanzine. Essentially the Daily Mail with added Princess Diana obsessing.

Headlines of the Daily Express: "Diana crash REALLY WAS A CONSPIRACY"

"...No it wasn't"

"YES IT WAS!1"

by Dickface Faceofadick May 27, 2007

DILF

DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert

there is nothing like a DILF

by ekb123 November 8, 2006

dilf

Dad I'd like to fuck

Check out that milf and dilf over there by the pool.

by jL December 26, 2002