Deer Park 

The best water making company in USA.
Cheaper than the overrated Dasani, which is part of the corporation that is evil and filled with sex addicts.

The Pepsi people are evil and they are always trying to replace whites with blacks. I mean, integration is a good thing but look at all the commercials. ONLY black people. Where are the Asians, whites, Indians, or Native Americans? It is blatantly obvious that the Pepsi company is racist and is INFERIOR compared to the competing Coca Cola company.

Coca Cola is a cool company because it used polar bears and Santa as advertising. We all loved, no matter how "I hate pretty things" person that you are, those polar bears. This is because polar bears are cool unlike night clubs for blacks only.

Coca Cola also has that strong taste unless the weak Pepsi. If you don't see the difference of Coca Cola and Pepsi, then just drink Coca Cola because it's better for you.

But anyways, Deer Park is better than Dasani, buy that instead of the evil Pepsi company products. Pepsi company was founded by Dr. Evil and
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Deer Park has many deers in it!
Dasani sucks compared to Deer Park.

Deer Park by Diplomize March 8, 2005

deer paw 

Same as camel toe, or moose knuckles. Although this refer to the size of the girl. A petite girl wearing tight pants has a deer paw. An average size girl have a camel toe. A large girl has moose knuckles. and Great big fat chicks have Rhino hoof!!!

You should have seen the deer paw on this aerobics instructor at the club.

deer paw by mr.blindman May 23, 2003

Deer Buffer 

When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.

Passenger: "Why aren't you passing him? He's only going 50."
Driver: "He's my deer buffer."

Deer Buffer by Valencebyte November 25, 2010

deer isle 

a place where lobsterman go lobstering with the ass cracks sticking out and drinking beer all day CAP

deer isle fucking sucks

deer isle by clambot November 10, 2016

Deer Spitball 

When someone wipes their vagina and the small tissue parts break off and stay inside and when you eat them out you lick the tiny tissue balls out and spit it into the girls face like a spitball. Note that you must be licking the vagina like a deer drinking water for it to be a true deer spitball.

That was an amazing deer spitball last night.

Give me the old deer spitball.

Deer Spitball by I put the dic in dictionary January 20, 2022

Deer Mayo 

A condiment, usually served at Indian operated Subways. Deer mayo is made of used Indian food after digestion and comes directly from a workers butt cavity. Introduced in late fall of 07' it is now their most popular sauce.

Raj al Punjaab just came out of the bathroom with a fresh steaming pile of Deer Mayo --- Yummy!

Deer Mayo by Spoony Spoonicus March 14, 2009

deer fret links 

the fret of the deer .. dont forget the links SILLY GOOSE

deer fret links is a very good looking intelligent figure. tlak to shim

deer fret links by zimzimrawr July 5, 2008