"Thankyou for your comprehensive engineering report. I will spend tomorrow customerising it before forwarding it externally"
by CraigBrianYoung October 13, 2008
Get the Customerising mug.The crushtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on. This person usually doesn't start out as a real life crush, they'll come into your work a couple of times and eventually you develop a soft spot for them. A crushtomer may never become an actual crush, though they occasionally do. A crushtomer doesn't necessarily have to match with your sexual orientation (if you are a straight female, you may have a few girl crushtomers), and you often have more crushtomers than you would real life crushes.
"Did you see that boy who got the eight ounce americano just now? He is totally my crushtomer!"
"Really? His friend who bought the currant scone has always been my number one crushtomer."
"Really? His friend who bought the currant scone has always been my number one crushtomer."
by babbybarista May 1, 2010
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When multiple people enter an establishment to make only a single transaction, unnecessarily complicating a simple job by sheer weight of numbers.
Five students holding a table by ordering a single beer; that's a clustomer.
I'll call you back, a clustomer just walked in. I'll need a drink after this.
I'll call you back, a clustomer just walked in. I'll need a drink after this.
by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015
Get the Clustomer mug.A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.
"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"
by Angry Man October 25, 2003
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Get the clustomer mug.A person of the opposite sex who is incredibly good looking, thus being a tough tough customer. Usually out of the particular viewer's league.
by Z. Walter February 19, 2006
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