Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.

Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017

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crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017

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Crusty macaroon

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon

My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.

by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018

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Crusty jizz sock

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see

I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed

by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019

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carstyn

Carstyn is handsome, sweet, and funny. He loves his family but he has a wild side too. He will punch you one minute then tell you he loves you the next minute. Take care of his heart.

carstyn is so sweet.

by Djf2020 December 24, 2019

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