Pronounced: KRIP-ih-tee
Cripity (adj.)-
1. A State of Being: Looking, feeling, or acting like a complete hot mess, unstable, or downright trifling.
2. Describes Unpleasant or Nasty Things: Anything that is disgusting, off, or just wrong.
3. Judgmental, Overbearing, or Trifling Behavior: Cripity behavior isn’t just loud and chaotic, it also includes people who judge others, act overly critical, insert themselves where they don’t belong, or try to control situations unnecessarily. A Cripiter is someone whose actions bring unnecessary stress, annoyance, or entitlement into a situation.
Cripity was coined by Cherise, the official founder of Cripity Culture™. Using it without Credit? Now that's some real Cripity behavior!
Cripity (adj.)-
1. A State of Being: Looking, feeling, or acting like a complete hot mess, unstable, or downright trifling.
2. Describes Unpleasant or Nasty Things: Anything that is disgusting, off, or just wrong.
3. Judgmental, Overbearing, or Trifling Behavior: Cripity behavior isn’t just loud and chaotic, it also includes people who judge others, act overly critical, insert themselves where they don’t belong, or try to control situations unnecessarily. A Cripiter is someone whose actions bring unnecessary stress, annoyance, or entitlement into a situation.
Cripity was coined by Cherise, the official founder of Cripity Culture™. Using it without Credit? Now that's some real Cripity behavior!
1. “I woke up late, my hair is wild, and my outfit ain’t matching—I look fa certified cripity mess."
“My back hurts, my knees cracking—I’m feeling cripity.”
"I've been working out at the gym and my entire body feels straight up cripity."
2. “That egg salad gave me food poisoning. It was cripity as hell.”
“I checked into that motel, saw the stains on the sheets, and walked right out. That place was straight-up cripity.”
3. “They side-eyed my outfit like they were on the fashion police squad—so cripity.”
“Telling people how to live their lives when no one asked? That’s peak cripity behavior.”
"They can’t help but butt in and correct everyone—it’s just cripity energy all around.”
“She was throwing drinks, screaming, and fighting the DJ? She's acting next-level cripity”
“My back hurts, my knees cracking—I’m feeling cripity.”
"I've been working out at the gym and my entire body feels straight up cripity."
2. “That egg salad gave me food poisoning. It was cripity as hell.”
“I checked into that motel, saw the stains on the sheets, and walked right out. That place was straight-up cripity.”
3. “They side-eyed my outfit like they were on the fashion police squad—so cripity.”
“Telling people how to live their lives when no one asked? That’s peak cripity behavior.”
"They can’t help but butt in and correct everyone—it’s just cripity energy all around.”
“She was throwing drinks, screaming, and fighting the DJ? She's acting next-level cripity”
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They also offer a once weekly bible study in the evening.
They also offer a once weekly bible study in the evening.
Joe: "Hey man, are you going to The Capitol tonight?"
Kevin: "I'm broke, I don't think I can."
Joe: "Yeah, the prices are kinda high, especially with that re-entry fee."
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Steve: "Really? Heck yeah I'm going!"
Joe: "Yeah that'll be sweet! There's always someone there with a Digital SLR taking pictures."
Steve: "Yeah maybe I can get in some pictures, I see that red head kid there with his Nikon D200, Speedlite, and a Tokina fisheye lens."
Kevin: "I'm broke, I don't think I can."
Joe: "Yeah, the prices are kinda high, especially with that re-entry fee."
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Steve: "Really? Heck yeah I'm going!"
Joe: "Yeah that'll be sweet! There's always someone there with a Digital SLR taking pictures."
Steve: "Yeah maybe I can get in some pictures, I see that red head kid there with his Nikon D200, Speedlite, and a Tokina fisheye lens."
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Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
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