Cupid's Hetarrow

A straight person who's always trying to set up their gay friends with every gay person they meet.

Straight friend: "I met a lesbian at the grocery store today. You two should go out"
Lesbian friend: "For the last time, I won't go out with just any gay person you meet. Stop being such a Cupid's Hetarrow"

by pretentiouspasta September 11, 2016

cupid position

The act of needed an arrow of love (Cupid's arrow) in order to reach her vagina.

He needed to use the cupid position and use a dildo attached to a pole in order to fuck her. (Cupid's arrow)

by Eve_Fox October 2, 2017

Cupidity

When your friend tries to be a cupid but is stupid at it.

"She is so bad at being a cupid, I mean, look at her cupidity!"

by Super.Villain January 30, 2018

cupids angel

Someone that will be the best at everything that involves love (and sex)

Person 1:
Bro, why’d you have to be a cupids angel?
Person 2:

what you mean?
Person 1:
Everyone girl you meet falls in love with you and say you’re the best they’ve ever had

by Mister and miss June 2, 2018

Cupid’s kiss

French kissing a women after performing oral sex on her.

During a Cupid’s kiss the rhythmical writhing became more patienent.

by lagake February 27, 2018

Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019

Cupid's Airpods

n. The phenomenon occuring when two people are flirting, causing them to shut out all other sounds but each other.

Person 1: Did Tim and his gurlfriend ever make it out if the fire?
Person 2: Nah, they didn't notice that the building was ever burning up, talk about a case of Cupid's Airpods.

by Spoddes March 10, 2019