Croc’d

“Last kid that tried to leave got croc’d running”
“ Croc’d my bros, Father Grandpa both
Grandma, you even popped Santa mm”

by wubbableseiebe October 13, 2022

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Croc-five

The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.

"yo bro, we be rockin' the same pair of crocs! you know what that means... Croc-five!!!!!!"

by HerMajestyKnowsAll April 18, 2023

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croc pilled

To be indoctrinated by the raw power and unmatched comfort of Crocs

Person 1: "Did you know Crocs are the most effective form of birth control? heheh"
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up!!! You're just not based and croc pilled like me... idiot."

by FroyoAnto February 20, 2024

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Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.

Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."

by meatyfrank September 2, 2024

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Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus

Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??

by Therake1991 January 1, 2025

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