croading

When a guy shoves his thumb up your butt.

Watch out, Tony will try croading you.

by Toeho July 18, 2010

Croatian

One of the most best people in the world, with one of the best countries in the world!

Croatian people are the best!!

by CroatianKid July 2, 2005

Croatian Mudslide

When you're having sex with someone then proceed to shit on their stomach, rub your hand in it; then shove it in their mouth.

"Dude I just gave this girl the best Croatian Mudslide last night..."

"That's disgusting..."

by Ovulate September 8, 2016

Croak Neck

Croak neck is the large amount of neck fat that hangs outside of a heavy set man’s collar when wearing a button up shirt. Croak neck derives from the similar appearance to a frog’s neck or vocal sac.

Burt had trouble doing up the top button on the collar of his shirt because of his large croak neck.

by Tsumi420 June 27, 2018

croats disease

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia

Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...

by bjeng July 12, 2018

Croatian Cuddle

When a couple scissors each other while watching reality tv

Hey babe - it's time for a croatian cuddle

by eruboner July 15, 2018

You Croak

A slut, whore, horny milf, pawg, or just a hoe in general.
A guy or girl who loves sucking dick, and dates simps

Do you Croak for a living or something?
That nigga Croakin.

by BlackShakespeare March 10, 2020