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The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.
Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?
by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022
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CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.
CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist
by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010
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craptastic

My little brother convinced me to buy medel of honor frontline yesterday, and guess what... it's craptastic
by the real quazy_qual March 20, 2004
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sex chapstick

The tastiest chapstick a girl can wear.
-"I like flavor. Don't you like it when you kiss a girl and she' wearing cherry chapstick."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."
by Strandchez December 20, 2008
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chocolate chapstick

When you pull your penis out of your girlfriend/boyfriends anus and wipe it on their lips.
Chad pulled out of Beths ass and gave her the Chocolate Chapstick.
by Cornhusker July 6, 2007
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homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.
my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick
by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008
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Chapstick

The god and center of the world, to members of the Church of the Living Chapstick (.com).
Person A: That person uses chapstick so fucking much
Person B: Ya, they are a member of the church of the living chapstick.
Person A: WTF?
by Dylan keenen November 16, 2005
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