When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.
Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.
Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?
Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?
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Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.
Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.
by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010
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supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.
supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.
by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008
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