craps

the runs, the shits, the trots, what happens when you eat too much taco bell and cant get off the john.

Oh man, i had to skip a date cause i had the craps.

by AndrewB May 28, 2005

Crap

Kidz Bop

I can't believe 'Crap' still makes CDs!
This song is crappy.
Crap deserves to be flushed down the toilet.

by The Jacker April 14, 2010

craps

not to be confused with the gambling game, craps is when 2 ppl drop trough, push their assholes together, and then one of them shits. there is betting, however, only in THIS game, you bet on whether the shit will squish or go in.

Hey you ready to play craps tonight?

ya i got my money all ready. so what casino are we going to?

.... 0.0

by Courtney R. Klein November 17, 2006

Useless Crap for Crap

Another of Strong Bad's favourite sayings.

Why you useless crap for crap!

by Brian March 15, 2004

craps

to have the runs or to drop little turdlets 1 at a time like pebbles into the bowl from your ass(also include droping dust from the shit choute

omg i felt like i had shit cancer cause my ass was releasing craps.

i hav the craps open your pussy!

by I es god n00bs February 8, 2008

what the crap?

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

by marrrrrry May 4, 2005

wolf crap

false, fake, rubbish,impossible, unbelievable,wolf excrement,bull shit

Person 1: Dude, sorry I couldn't go to the party this weekend since I was sick.

Person 2: Really?!? That's a bunch of wolf crap, someone posted pics of you on facebook partying like crazy that day.

by TheForceofG May 9, 2012