cotton wolf

(n.) a toothless tiger, i.e. a person/object/event that sounds intimidating but in reality carries no real threat.

Christy: Billy, you have to do your homework, or else our Mathematics teacher will scold us!
Billy: Don't worry, he's just a cotton wolf.

by DCloveCC May 28, 2013

twat cotton

A tampon.

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.

by Revvie October 22, 2015

cotton blossom

(v) To cum on, around, in, or near the vicinity of someone else.
(n) Cum on, around, in, or near the vicinity of someone else.

(v) Tim cotton blossomed that ho!
(n) "What's that on your shirt, ho?" -- "Oh, that's Tim's cotton blossom from last night!"

by Agatha Narwhal June 10, 2008

cotton monkey

A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.

Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.

by Tom Purcell April 27, 2005

Kissing cotton

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

by Southbeachstyle September 25, 2008

cotton master

1. someone who owns cotton pickers.
2. someone who owns someone at something (i.e. a videogame, etc.).

1. during the civil war there were a lot of cotton masters.
2. while playing halo 2, cotton masta sean owned cotton picka allister. or cotton master: "don't you have cotton to be picking?"

by halo 2 cotton masta May 28, 2006

moisten the cotton

To turn in the ladies.

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.

by Kim's Love July 3, 2007