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Constitutional Robocracy

A form of a consitutional democracy that grants full citizenship and sufferage to humanoid artificial intelligence.
"Well...if you're not in support of the idea for a Constitutional Robocracy then we'll see how much mercy you get during the great machine wars!"
by Jeff M. December 21, 2004
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Constipation

The inability to relieve oneself of a 'brown baby'. The opposite of diarrhoea. The thing that killed Elvis. The torture that the eldery suffer most days. Prunes are the only saviour.
"In the name of all that is holy, I've never has so much trouble taking a shit in my life. That was the worst constipation ever."
by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003
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Vacation Constipation

The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places.

It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
When Noah and I took a trip to Disney World...I had the worst case of vacation constipation. I didn't take a crap for 4 days. I was afraid to use those dirty, puke-filled bathrooms, but man it felt good when I got home!
by DrakeGuy March 4, 2009
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emotional constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
He's got such a bad case of emotional constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
by Robodok January 23, 2008
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Touchdown Constipation

1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.
Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010
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constidoucion

Mary has to start her constidoucion, cuz that pussy stanks.
by balls ulovem October 24, 2008
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constitution party

United States of America 3rd Party

Originally called the Taxpayers Party, the Constitution Party’s name was coined in 1999, but technically founded in 1992.

The Constitution party’s platform consists of strong social conservatism, mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism, and a non-interventionist (or isolationist to detractors) stance on foreign policy.

Like practically every 3rd party in the United States, the Constitution Party has improved their takings in the 2004 presidential election.
Contrary to the beliefs of adolescent anarchists the Constitution Party has nothing to do with Fascism; however it is religious, but not so much more than the Republican Party. The CP does not believe America was founded on Religion, but on specific Bible principles.
by David J M April 9, 2006
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