Concrete Tuxedo

Concrete Tuxedo basically means a casket,back in the old days,sometimes people were buried in the ground with concrete as a building material for a casket,other than wood or other plastics. Tuxedo is obviously a suit that you surround yourself with,so goes the meaning of "Concrete Tuxedo".

Tim: I don't know what to do with my body after I pass.

Bob: Bury it with a casket?

Tim: No,I don't what to be stuck in a concrete tuxedo forever.

by Doomguy458 November 21, 2011

concrete breakfast

to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside

fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow

by the lazy domski June 14, 2011

concretenized

When you accidentally fall into the wet concrete or simply want to off yourself, you jump into it and wait till the concrete dries off, bingo, you are now offically concerenized!

Brian: Hey girl, do u want to get concretenized while sexing?
Zhuo Wen: Definitely, let's go frolic in it!

Mom: Atta Boy!

lololol

by Cchickzw88 August 5, 2012

concrete asshole

A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.

Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.

by sr10 June 12, 2018

Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018

Concreters Water Bottle

A tally of VB or other local cheap beer. The term originated from the constant replacement of a water bottle with a tally/long-neck of cheap beer when waiting for concrete to set so they can complete the finish and drive home; usually with another tally for the drive.

Bloody hell, those lads are already on to the concreters water bottle! They'll be driving home blind!

by jimbob77 January 31, 2019

Concrete Mustard

Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out

Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard

Fuck hes just like concrete mustard

I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard

by biggay101 April 18, 2019