[Cambodian spyder monkey]

The Cambodian spyder monkey, is a somwhat complex move. In general immediatly after anal said individual pulls out, gives the penis a hardy slap on their hand, and gives the female the "spyder man" manuever followed by a well placed bitch slap.

Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?

by TEAM BUKKAKE January 2, 2009

Cambodian Outhouse

You take the woman and write "Slut" on her forehead with lipstick. You then take a toilet seat ring and place it over her head pinning her arms to her side. You start anal sex and just prior to climax you put your fingers down her throat causing her to vomit as you climax.

Dude I need a new toilet seat I lost it doing the Cambodian outhouse last night.

by the cambodian June 13, 2011

Cambodian Firetruck

The somewhat sexual act of having sex with a woman on her period, so the blood spreads on your wiener. But then with your ejaculant, you must put out her "flaming hawt" vagina.

So Tyler was fuckin Allison right, when she asked for a Cambodian Firetruck (By the way this is normal to be requested by both genders). So Tyler replied with his ejaculant all over her vaj, "FUCK YEAH!"

by Tit Slap McGee January 1, 2012

Instagram Comedian

The term was originally a term used to describe people like Lele Pons. It is often used to describe unfunny people as Instagram Comedians are fucking shit. It can also be used to describe someone with no talent.

Jake: “Did you see w stood up and shouted in class?”
Zach: “Yeah, he’s such an Instagram Comedian.”

by n4n0b1t March 11, 2019

Cambodian Firehouse

the act of lighting your throbbing cock on fire and fucking your mate.

Allison was feelin frisky, so i gave her a Cambodian Firehouse.

by sscorn May 2, 2009

cambodian ball slap

To slap someone's balls with such a force such that the scrotum is ripped off from the base of the male body and sent flainling across the floor.

Chuck Norris once Cambodian Ball Slapped a man, and now that man is chasing his ball across the Atlantic Ocean.

by shark0115 June 15, 2008

Cambodian Carpenter's Belt

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.

Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.

by Gree December 14, 2008