Comedy Day

Occurs on May 12th, in which comedic actions are three times as frequent.

guy 1: it's Comedy Day!
guy 2: why did the chicken cross the road
guy 1: not this one, anything but this
guy 2: to get to the other side
guy 1: you're a comedy genius

by NyanMinecrafter April 15, 2021

comedy jail

a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun

i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon

by gotta sweep December 28, 2020

comedy uncle

Comedy Uncle is like a “Drag Mom” but for a comedian. The term Comedy refers to the practice and wisdom bestowed on the pupil, uncle is referring to the giver of knowledge regardless of gender or relation.

My comedy uncle Xavier, has taught me everything I know about the stand up comedy world.

by MeganCares March 18, 2019

Comedy Cemetery

The place where the jokes die.
It is a common place to lame memes, jokes or insults. The prime examples are Sexual humor, Dick jokes, Maternal insults, Flatulence humor, Low-effort jokes/memes, political jokes, and other original jokes that were considered unfunny.

Guy 1: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2: OK, Go on.
G1: How to make a Sergeant impressed at his recruits?
G2: Not being a pussy?
G1: Wrong! You should never suck dicks!
G2: Man, your joke belongs to the Comedy Cemetery.
G1: Why?
G2: Because it's cringe and low-effort!
G1: Ah.. Sorry. I'm just new to offensive jokes.
G2: It's okay, you could learn more at homophobic dudes.

by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022

Factual Comedy

Comedy about real-life phenomenon (not imagined things).

Chuck writes Factual Comedy but presents it in a fictitious but fact-based novel.

by but for June 2, 2018

Comedy suicide

When a person shares something they found funny, like a meme, or a discussion on Twitter, but they stick a meaningless comment on top of or below the picture that ruins the comedy. First coined by Oz Media on YouTube

Oh no, someone did comedy suicide by writing "Found on Urban Dictionary!!1!!1" on the bottom of it.

by Anonymous But Nott January 25, 2021

Comedy Wheeze

Verb. A sudden and abrupt single exhalation of air causing a shortness of breath. Caused when a person is subjected to too much pure comedy at once.

Daniel:what's the difference between in laws and outlaws. Outlaws are wanted
Stephen:WHEEZE
Daniel:I knew that joke would make you Comedy Wheeze

by FrazeNeutron March 19, 2019