Cockear

The act of putting one’s penis into somebody’s ear.

Hamish: “ what happened with you and Sarah last night?”
John: “ I tore her fucking ear open,”
Hamish: “let me guess, you gave her cockear?”
John: “fuck yeah I did! I got my dick right in her ear!”

by Jacktheretard August 22, 2019

Cockmeat Tombstone

A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.

Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!

by Danimalbaby November 15, 2020

cockstar parking

It’s when a car is hogging up more than one spot.

Thanks for your cockstar parking, you space hog.

by wednesdaythecat February 15, 2021

Cocksmack

The alienator aka Quweefer.. Thinks his shit doesn't stink and accusses you of doing what he is best at.... But doesn't know what he did so wrong.... Snatches kids..

"I don't know.... What did I do???" Says the cocksmack

by StarSmAsh April 29, 2021

cockmerized

When two adults take part in sexual intercourse. And the guys dick is so good that the girl is in a utter state of confusion and attraction for the guy.

Mackenzie limped over to bathroom, with thoughts having two daughters and one boy as she was left cockmerized by Arthur.

by chucklefuck442 December 23, 2021

Cockmeat

A domineering, ignorant, or aggressively flirtatious male who restlessly tries to push women into sex.

Such men falsely believe the only thing most women want is a muscular build or a dominant/'mean' personality and sometimes exchange cheap 'social tactics' with other men to hopefully obtain sex as effortlessly as possible.

They lack education on basic respect and the potentially silent trauma of rape survivors, reacting to polite rejections from women with passive-aggressiveness or spiteful insults out of insecurity.

Such men are usually addicted to violent pornography and, in some cases, will even try to 'glorify' their own sexually abusive or creepy behaviour.

The female equivalent is Cuntmeat.

'Do you want to have sex with me? I just got back from pumping in the gym and masturbating to some rape porn.'
'No thanks - you are being a creep and making me uncomfortable.'
'What is your problem? Are you a frigid prude with hang-ups or something? It is natural for men to be openly sexual.'
'Stop harassing me, Cockmeat.'

by Multifaceted Gentleman May 18, 2022

cocksmack

The act of giving head whilst laying down; where one partner in a sexual scenario lays down and the other places their cock onto the other's mouth, repeatedly pounding them.

"Dude, what's your favorite position?"
"Any, as long as I'm getting cocksmacked!"

by LoadingNickel79 June 11, 2022