Kevin stands up from his seat in the hotel hot tub and the busty woman across from him says. "Who's the lucky lady, that is impressive" when she sees the outline of his steaming member. Kevin then responds with "thanks for the cockpliment!"
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by Whatonthed August 27, 2025
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-The boss looks really off guys. Maybe we should send in the Cocksière.
-The boss really needs his Cocksière
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by Ugminer October 7, 2025
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The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
“He walked into his toxic ex’s engagement party like he was checking the post — zero emotional disturbance. That’s cockfidence.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
by Hearseespeak November 10, 2025
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Get the Cockpliment mug.The single quality that makes any man highly attractive to women, clients, neighbors, retail clerks, arresting officers, babys. Most any objection a women would have to making a man her own can be overcome with supreme cockfidence including his looks or size of bank account.
I have worked for years to write the fear out of my script. I have supreme cockfidence. That is why I close every deal I work on.
by Richie Pimental October 27, 2010
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