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Cleaning the Nasty Zebra

When you have sex in the shower with a girl on her hands and knees with her butt up and her ear on the floor and she gets an ear infection the next week.
Matt:Did you hear Randy was "Cleaning the Nasty Zebra" with Taylor!?

Dylan: ha what! omg thats great!
by Muhamed Mclovin May 26, 2011
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house cleaning

shit that doesn't do itself
I need to get starting on my house cleaning.
by bethv66 January 17, 2009
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Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.
"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"
by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004
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Kelo clearing

Informal Army doctrine term describing firing a tank main gun round down the center of a road. This type round creates a vortex of air and sucks enemy infantry towards it (and into the road) to be more easily engaged by waiting Bradley Fighting Vehicles, friendly infantry or Abrams co-axial machine gun fire. Named after an Army 1LT Kelo who first utilized the practice in Iraq in 2003.
Soldier #1: "Heard the boys over in 2-7 Infantry got so super pissed off finally they did a Kelo clearing on Sadr City."

Soldier #2: "What a freakin' rage kill, that's awesome. Sometimes you gotta drop a lightning bolt of carnage ... screw that ducking behind buildings taking pot shots man."
by infantryscoming August 6, 2010
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Rage Cleaning

The act of performing domestic chores whilst in a furious rage.
"My god, I am so f*cking pissed off with him!!!!" - she says as she aggressively scrubs the mirror while Rage Cleaning.
by Csaur August 29, 2016
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cleaning the fish tank

v. : to engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activities in the bathroom.
Andrew: Dude, what was that girl and guy doing in the bathroom?
Leo: They were just cleaning the fish tank.
Henry: "Cleaning the fish tank"
by scoobydrew February 26, 2008
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Cleaving

Term for LeBron's James first and potential future departures from Cleveland
Lebron James is cleaving again, only this time it is to LA.
by IndySport June 6, 2018
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