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Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.
Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”
by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022
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psychotic clarity

Me.... A man that lives on the "Hill".. A clear mind gifted with perceptions in the realms of seeing as others do not. Seeing & observing everything that could be that isn't probable but still inside the realms of possibility..
He has some kind of psychotic clarity cause he can see outside of anything that involves everything...
by Dtros April 5, 2022
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Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted
"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"
by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023
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Post Dump Clarity

The intense feelings of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially after dumps of epic proportions.
Jared designed an entirely new Boeing jetliner during his post dump clarity following a violent episode of diarrhea which caused significant damage to his airplane’s bathroom.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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Post-Shower Clarity

Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.

It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
Alex figured out how to ask out the girl he liked without panic thanks to post-shower clarity!
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
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post salt clarity

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.
by logan2611 July 28, 2021
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Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.
Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life
by Player07 May 28, 2024
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