chutney locker thief

Someone who likes anal sex - general a homo.

Jeez... he looks like a chutney locker thief

by wordweasel May 12, 2009

chutney ferret sweepstake

A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS

I won when Freddie Mercury came up

by Hugh Janus October 23, 2003

Bum Chutney Ferret

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.

"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"

by jakinator February 24, 2008

chutney on your chin

Present day verbage describing Haresh-bai's wrankly nut sack draped across the chin of young Ritt like a broken magic carpet that came in for a crash landing dot style.

So Dan, did you finish up your date last night by getting some chutney on your chin?

by K December 16, 2003

Chutney the Front Door Burger

A special burger that comes with mango chutney

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chutney the Front Door Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!

Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!

by Grum May 24, 2006

Chutney

Ben Neubert. Chutney is a common nickname to refer to Ben, a nickname which he inherited due to his cranberry chutney crafting abilities

Hey Chutney, are you going to Applebee’s after service?

by Bobby_benny October 4, 2021