A Chutney Messala

A large shit explosion that can clog and damage a toilet

In had an Indian last night caused me to have A Chutney Messala the next morning
6 men walked into the bathroom with buckets and mops to clean up the chutney messala

by Muzi hunter October 3, 2018

chutney ferret

A Little Prick That Gets Under Your Skin.

Your Boss

by stu. February 6, 2004

chutney

vaporized marijuana; used for cooking or smoking

Smoking chutney is a very cerebral high but very harsh on your lungs; it is better use it for cannabutter.

by chutney13 June 14, 2012

chutney on your chin

Present day verbage describing Haresh-bai's wrankly nut sack draped across the chin of young Ritt like a broken magic carpet that came in for a crash landing dot style.

So Dan, did you finish up your date last night by getting some chutney on your chin?

by K December 16, 2003

chutney

a gorgeous chunky woman

That Dawn French is a fabulous bit of chutney

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

chutney

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

by Davo March 3, 2004

chutney ferret

squirrel type monkey with terets

chris wade

by james watts March 4, 2003